Restrictions Rebel Mugs

COVID Summer

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Upload Filter

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

The serious corporation

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

GDPR compliant

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Covid Garbage Dump

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'