Rules Rebel Mugs

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

Wheel clamped!

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'There's really no need for confusion... '

School Boundries.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

One way only.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

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'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

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