Rules Rebels Mugs

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Upload Filter

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Net Neutrality

The serious corporation

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

FDA Ingredients

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

GDPR compliant