Line-waiting Champ Prints

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

La Table

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Bob’s Museum

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'I hear they're really good.'

The interminable!

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I believe you were first.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Waiting for...'

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."