Queue Champion Prints

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

The interminable!

"Typical. Only one bloody window open!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

The First Commuters

'I believe you were first.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Thanks TSA

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Stand in the Q.

Express queue at Lapland.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'