Line-casting Champ Gifts

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

La Table

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"FISH ON"

'I hear they're really good.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

The Specimen Hunter

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The art of fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Menace.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

Fish Putting Up A Fight

To help fishermen substantiate the one that got away, Nikon introduces its new Fish-Cam 2000.

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'