Queuing Connoisseur T-Shirts

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Three people waiting in a queue.

Stretch-Camel.

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

A socially distanced queue

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'