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"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"You are so organized!"

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Who's next'

e-procurement

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.