Flower Queue Captains T-Shirts

Dial-A-Shrine

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Labor Day Flowers

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Move, Gary."

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

The interminable!

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Thanks TSA

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Escaping Flowers

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'Goodness, the time! My husband is due to pick me up outside the flower-arranging class!'

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Supermarket traffic lights.

'It's time that you changed the flowers on your nature table, Miss Grimshaw.'