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"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

So Close..

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

My Bowl Is Empty.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

The Joshua Tree

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Ecology

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Worm Appreciation Society!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

Caddy's flowers