Flower Care T-Shirts

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Watering a flower in the rain.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

Plant Lady

Social distancing

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Labor Day Flowers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys