Flower Care T-Shirts

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Watering a flower in the rain.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Gardener attacked by plants.

Social distancing

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Doing the borders.

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Labor Day Flowers

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.