Flower Gardener T-Shirts

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"It's one thing to be busy, but are you actually achieving anything?"

I'm so embarrassed! Look my dog has dug up your wife's flower bed

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Pumpkin patch

Social distancing

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Rose Garden

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'