Flower Gardener Mugs

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"It's one thing to be busy, but are you actually achieving anything?"

I'm so embarrassed! Look my dog has dug up your wife's flower bed

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Pumpkin patch

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden