Flower Gardening T-Shirts

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

A pair of bees watch flowers on a pole.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Environmentalist

So Close..

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'