Flower Growing T-Shirts

'That plant food really works!'

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'I can't wait for spring.'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Look out.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Labor Day Flowers

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Botany Baby!

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Cats and gardens.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.