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"So that's your final answer."

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

Preparation.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"Answer the question with a simple yes or no. You may not 'say it with flowers' in a court of law."

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Flower steals water during a drought.

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The Goldilocks Flower Emporium has bouquets labeled Too Much Commitment, Too Little Commitment, and Just Right.

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Greenfingers.

'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'

man watering giant flower

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'

Garden Goddess.

Blowing dandelion clock

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

"Of course they're weeds.What do you expect at these prices?..Roses?"

Say it with Flowers: But not without a lawyer present.

The Niche Economy

'Sure, Sarah's through there, go straight through.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'