Floral T-Shirts

"I want to force some bulbs."

'-don't tell me someone else has brought you flowers?'

Child dressed as a daffodil.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Happy Easter

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Labor Day Flowers

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Cats and gardens.

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Frog flirting.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'