Floriculture T-Shirts

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Gardener

"Business has been slow."

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Garden.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"