Floral Cultivation T-Shirts

'Isn't that one of my prize delphinium seedlings?'

So Close..

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

'That plant food really works!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Cow and Milk

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

You will always find a spot to garden

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Car with flowers inside

Keen gardener.

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Arctic Hothouse