Floral Cultivation T-Shirts

'Isn't that one of my prize delphinium seedlings?'

So Close..

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

Hardy Annuals

'That plant food really works!'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Cow and Milk

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Car with flowers inside

Keen gardener.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Arctic Hothouse

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

I'm looking for a job?