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Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

The Busy Gardener

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

Man ignores plants in need of water.

Did you know that plants can hear

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

Gardeners

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'