Horticulturist T-Shirts

Tree collapse...

Money Tree

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Environment Friendly House.

urban agriculture

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'That plant food really works!'

'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

The Busy Gardener

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

God bless our grow house.

Dead House Plant

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'It's ok to talk to your plants, just don't get too friendly.'

"Sir, my dad is a professional gardener and he says there's no such thing as a square root."

"I'll race you to the top."

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

The Blue Palo Verde

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield