Horticulturist Gifts

Tree collapse...

Money Tree

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Environment Friendly House.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'That plant food really works!'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'

The Busy Gardener

urban agriculture

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'My tap root reaches all the way to China.'

God bless our grow house.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Grow damn you!

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'