Modern Horticulturist Gifts

"Virtual gardener."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Garden.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

An old man growing berries

Award Winning Gardener

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"