Modern Horticulturist Gifts

"Virtual gardener."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Award Winning Gardener

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

An old man growing berries