Horticulture Devotee Gifts

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Award Winning Gardener

Cats and gardens.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

An old man growing berries