Flowers Pillows

"So that's your final answer."

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

Preparation.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"Answer the question with a simple yes or no. You may not 'say it with flowers' in a court of law."

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Flower steals water during a drought.

The Goldilocks Flower Emporium has bouquets labeled Too Much Commitment, Too Little Commitment, and Just Right.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'Sorry, I had to call the authorities. Whenever a guy buys that many roses, you just know he's guilty of something.'

Greenfingers.

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

man watering giant flower

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Garden Goddess.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Blowing dandelion clock

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

Say it with Flowers: But not without a lawyer present.

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'Sure, Sarah's through there, go straight through.'

The Niche Economy

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'