Flower Queue Captains Prints

Dial-A-Shrine

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Labor Day Flowers

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Move, Gary."

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

The interminable!

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Thanks TSA

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Escaping Flowers

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

'Goodness, the time! My husband is due to pick me up outside the flower-arranging class!'

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Justice

Supermarket traffic lights.

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'Next time?'