Queue Captain Gifts

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

The interminable!

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Thanks TSA

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

Beach Bouncer

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Stand in the Q.

Young against old

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Taxi Rank

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'