Queue Manager Pillows

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Time-Off Coupons

Thanks TSA

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

A socially distanced queue

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Taxi Rank

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'