"What I think of those queues at the supermarket?"
Queue Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to comment and analyze queues? Our creative-themed items bring humor and wit to those who enjoy standing out and sharing their unique perspective. Whether they’re a fan of witty observations or a master at making waiting more interesting, find the perfect gift to match their personality.
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
Pundits
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."
The interminable!
"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."
Unsocial Networking.
'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'
'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'
'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'
'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'
"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
TSA Lines
Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."
"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"
Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)
Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)
Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue
"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."
'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'
"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."
Patience Tested While You Wait.
Sandwich Bar.
'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'
Congestion Eases Inexplicably
Queue Commentator Gifts Collection
Queue Commentator Mugs
Discover a collection of mugs that celebrate queue commentary and witty observations, perfect for brightening up mornings or gifting to a creative thinker.
Queue Commentator Pillows
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Queue Commentator Prints
Browse prints that capture the humor and creativity of queue commentators—great for decorating and inspiring those with a quirky side.
Queue Commentator T-Shirts
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