Toilet Queue Commentators Gifts

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Moon's Portaloo.

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Off Leash Dog Park

"Take me to your toilet."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Prehistoric Graffito

I like a good whodunit.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

The Puppet Poop

Redneck Flowerpot

Pee Rex.

Bowel movement in D minor.

Scot's beer.