Toilet Queue Commentators Pillows

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"I told you it was a universal truth."

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Off Leash Dog Park

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

Prehistoric Graffito

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

I like a good whodunit.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

Pee Rex.

Scot's beer.

Bowel movement in D minor.

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

The Puppet Poop