Toilet Queue Survivor Pillows

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Departures - Portaloo.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

A woman is attacked by toilet water

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"I think the flush is broken."

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

'Yes I'll hold - but only to Greensleeves.'

"But it still had some sentimental value."

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

Secondhand hairspray.

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

"JEALOUS?"

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!'

Bottle bank queue.

"Everything alright in there?"

'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.'

'Yes, I fasted for the blood test, if you count the four hours in the waiting room.'

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

Greasy film crew.