Toilet Queue Survivor T-Shirts

Suit up with wit—our toilet queue survivor t-shirts are perfect for making a humorous statement about waiting in line and showing off your sense of humor.

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Man wetting himself in a toilet queue. mockup

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

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Departures - Portaloo.

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Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty. mockup

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

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Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'! mockup

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

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"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch." mockup

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

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"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines." mockup

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

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'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...' mockup

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

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'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.' mockup

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

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"And you guys said I was 'gross'." mockup

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

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'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.' mockup

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

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"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help." mockup

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

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Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom mockup

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

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Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature mockup

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

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'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.' mockup

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

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'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!' mockup

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

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"I think the flush is broken."

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A woman is attacked by toilet water mockup

A woman is attacked by toilet water

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"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off." mockup

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

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These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff. mockup

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

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THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

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"JEALOUS?"

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'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.' mockup

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

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"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it." mockup

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

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"But it still had some sentimental value."

"But it still had some sentimental value." mockup

"But it still had some sentimental value."

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'Yes I'll hold - but only to Greensleeves.'

'Yes I'll hold - but only to Greensleeves.' mockup

'Yes I'll hold - but only to Greensleeves.'

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'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.' mockup

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

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Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong. mockup

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

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Bottle bank queue.

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'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.'

'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.' mockup

'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.'

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'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!'

'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!' mockup

'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!'

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"Everything alright in there?"

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'Yes, I fasted for the blood test, if you count the four hours in the waiting room.'

'Yes, I fasted for the blood test, if you count the four hours in the waiting room.' mockup

'Yes, I fasted for the blood test, if you count the four hours in the waiting room.'

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'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!' mockup

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

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Greasy film crew.

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"We're cutting you off, none of our operators are game eough to talk to anyone willing to remain on hold for that long."

"We're cutting you off, none of our operators are game eough to talk to anyone willing to remain on hold for that long." mockup

"We're cutting you off, none of our operators are game eough to talk to anyone willing to remain on hold for that long."

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Toilet Queue Survivor T-Shirts Collection

Toilet Queue Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of toilet queue survivor mugs and find the perfect humorous gift to acknowledge their patience and sense of humor.

Toilet Queue Survivor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring toilet queue humor—perfect for adding a laugh to any seat and recognizing their endurance with a smile.

Toilet Queue Survivor Prints

Browse our toilet queue survivor prints to decorate with humor and turn everyday waiting into a light-hearted conversation starter.