Bathroom Disaster Survivalist T-Shirts

A woman is attacked by toilet water

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'My hero!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Wallpapering 4

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

New Power Shower.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Home Improvement Section...

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Hmm... p'haps it wasn't such a good idea to hang those pictures up...