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New Power Shower.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'My hero!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Wallpapering 4

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

'The good news is I've found a plumber... the bad news is he's coming from China.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Leaking washing machine.

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'