Domestic Disaster Survivors T-Shirts

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'My hero!'

"Hello?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Wallpapering 4

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"Feng Shwoops!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

New Power Shower.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Leaking washing machine.

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'