Bathroom Disaster Survivalist Gifts

A woman is attacked by toilet water

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'My hero!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Wallpapering 4

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

New Power Shower.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Home Improvement Section...

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature