Bathroom Queue Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the resilient bathroom queue survivor? Discover witty and charming products designed to bring a smile to anyone who’s faced communal queues. Perfect for those who turn waiting into a humorous moment. Our collection features creatively illustrated mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate patience and humor, making the everyday wait lighter and more enjoyable. Whether it’s for a friend, coworker, or family member, these gifts make a playful nod to the universal experience of bathroom queues.

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'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!'

'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!' mockup

'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!'

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'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.' mockup

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

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The Tragedy of Prosperity

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"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch." mockup

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

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"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again." mockup

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

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'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.' mockup

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

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"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines." mockup

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

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'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...' mockup

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

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'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?' mockup

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

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Medusa's bathtub

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"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek." mockup

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

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'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?' mockup

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

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'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.' mockup

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

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'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.' mockup

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

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'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?' mockup

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

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Toilets of Tuscany Tour

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Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping? mockup

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

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'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.' mockup

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

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'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.' mockup

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

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'All clear!'

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This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow. mockup

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

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Man wetting himself in a toilet queue. mockup

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

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Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom mockup

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

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Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature mockup

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

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Bath with Pair of Stilts

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Island With A Female Bathroom

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'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.'

'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.' mockup

'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.'

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Attempted First Degree Edgar

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"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll." mockup

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

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A woman is attacked by toilet water mockup

A woman is attacked by toilet water

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"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off." mockup

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

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'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?' mockup

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

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