Bathroom Queue Gifts

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"This stool shall pass."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Medusa's bathtub

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Pat's husband didn't understand the concept of putting the seat down.

Gents

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'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'All clear!'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Hell's Restrooms.

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Ski Toilets

Departures - Portaloo.

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

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'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

'I'd give it five minutes.'

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