Bathroom Queue Gifts

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Medusa's bathtub

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Gents

'All clear!'

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Ski Toilets

Departures - Portaloo.

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

'I'd give it five minutes.'

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"