Bathroom Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

"I need to tinkle."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Caveman bathroom

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'