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"911? My husband is complaining of chest pains!"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

Leaking washing machine.

"Dad went back in to get the smoke alarm and the receipt."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Fire Alarm

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

'I'll call 911, and I'd advise you to get rid of that trampoline.'

"Watch out for the fourth step."

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'