Domestic Accident Enthusiasts Gifts

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Watch Your Step

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"'Do not ignite flares while still in cabin.' SENSIBLE!!"