Domestic Disaster Aficionado Gifts

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Hello?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'You called a plumber!'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Dave's How to Puke Book.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Leaking washing machine.

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

Typical Taurus.

"911? My husband is complaining of chest pains!"

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

Smoke gets in your eyes.