Domestic Disaster Connoisseur Gifts

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Hello?"

Volcanic ash...

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'You called a plumber!'

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Leaking washing machine.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

Typical Taurus.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

"911? My husband is complaining of chest pains!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

All sizzle and no roast

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."