Domestic Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

Leaking washing machine.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Typical Taurus.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Natural Disasters

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Hello?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Volcanic ash...

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'You called a plumber!'

Where's the leak then?

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Alberta on fire

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

Souvenir of Iceland