Domestic Disaster Aficionado Mugs

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Hello?"

Volcanic ash...

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'You called a plumber!'

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

Leaking washing machine.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

Typical Taurus.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

"911? My husband is complaining of chest pains!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."