Domestic Accident Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"'Do not ignite flares while still in cabin.' SENSIBLE!!"

Leaking washing machine.