Bathroom Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

"I need to tinkle."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Caveman bathroom

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'