Bathroom Mishap Survivors Pillows

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Barbeque Casualty.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"Wash and Quo"

'May I have your attention! I dropped my car keys in the soup, if you find them, please return them. They're my only set.'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Showering in winter.

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'All clear!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Men on modernised moon

A woman is attacked by toilet water

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

Departures - Portaloo.

"You've had six accidents?"

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

"But it still had some sentimental value."

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

Secondhand hairspray.

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

'Ow! I tore something in my elbow, when I pulled out the cork. I thought red wine was supposed to be good for you.'