Bathroom Mishap Survivors Mugs

"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Barbeque Casualty.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"Wash and Quo"

'May I have your attention! I dropped my car keys in the soup, if you find them, please return them. They're my only set.'

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

Showering in winter.

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'All clear!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

Men on modernised moon

A woman is attacked by toilet water

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

Departures - Portaloo.

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

"But it still had some sentimental value."

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

"You've had six accidents?"

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

Sore knee.

'I'm camping out here tonight. It's the only way I can guarantee getting into the bathroom in the morning!'